You’ve always been there for me when I needed you
When the world was cruel, or when I wasn’t well
Others have come and gone over the years
But none have stuck around like you, Taco Bell
Cheesy gordita crunch, chicken quesarito
Whatever I desire, you always seem to know
For just five dollars you make the pain go away
You are my sunshine on cloudy days
Don’t even get me started on Doritos tacos
Surely the fine cuisine the gods themselves would have chose
Bring the hot sauce- yo light me up!
Put that good shit in this cup
You call it Baja Blast- refreshing and ice cold
You can’t fool me, I know I’m drinking liquid gold
The final form of Mountain Dew
It gives dead souls hope anew
Yeah dude, it’s true
Cheaper prices, open later
Outside the bun innovator
Yeah dude, it’s true
Tomorrow I might shit my ass for real
But who cares, I gotta get that fourth meal