So much for Spyro's hottest adventure ever
Even his new breaths won't free him from this terror
Based on his past journey's he never would've imagined
He'd end up being such a fucking helpless dragon
Chasing down dragonflies
Trying to catch them, in bubbles
Like a fucking 5 year old
Who also happens to spit lightning bolts
Ripto is back with another attack
Stealing the dragonflies from the dragon realm
His Rhynocs overtake all of the portals
It's a good thing Spyro's pretty much immortal
Space Rhynocs in UFOs
Abducting Cows, what a fucking joke
Speed runs just to spark some poles
The required precision makes me wanna choke
Like a fucking moron, his plan backfires
Dragonflies are scattered throughout the realm
When Crush lets him know of his misfortune
He sends him and Gulp right back to hell
What kind of villain kills his own henchman
Now he must fight Spyro all on his own
The one single boss that I will defeat
To be victorious will be the easiest feat