BOWSER FUCKING SUCKS

by Weekly Words and Grammar

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Arjax W-Wag takes us back to 2008 where the music was all garbage, but the scene was fecking great. Except this is a very fun EP and the most intensely Nintendocore thing that Michael has ever released. Anybody who whined about the atmospheric and music-y qualities of Twenty Years of Snow might want to apologize, say their prayers, and eat their vitamins.
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I wrote a new album about being Mario and doing goon shit yo

Sweet FL Slayer version that I used to demo the tracks is at the end

-Weekly Words and Grammar

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released September 9, 2018

Weekly Words and Grammar - Me
xChainChompx - Also me bitch this isn't even a real band

All samples are from the infamous Hotel Mario
Rainbow Road was originally written and performed by iamerror

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Weekly Words and Grammar Columbus, Ohio

Weekly Words and Grammar is a one-man Nintendocore band

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Track Name: Birdo Is Real and She Tried to Suck My Dick
Bro what the fuck
Just tryna get some succ
Went behind 7/11 and thought that I was in luck

A dinosaur with a bow
Said that she’d give me a blow
But then I looked down, saw she had a dong
And said “Fuck no”
Track Name: Popping Shrooms Behind the 7/11 Where Birdo Tried to Suck My Dick
I hit that question block
I’m gonna get fucked up
Ya boi got shrooms, ya boi got purple drank and double cup
Behind the 7/11 (Birdo ain’t there thank fuck)
I’m getting lit, take a bong hit till I start throwing up

OH SHIT
THIS SHIT GOT ME TRIPPING DICKS
AND TRIPPING BALLS
I’M FUCKING MARIO
I SMASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL
I’LL SHOW THAT FUCKING SHITFACE BOWSER WHAT I’M ALL ABOUT
AT LEAST I WILL IF I DON’T DIE OR PASS THE MF OUT
Track Name: Bowser Is a Fucking Bitch
Bowser is a fucking bitch
I kick his fucking dick
Show him some of my true power
“So long, gay fucking Bowser”

Now that he’s out of the way
Peach says “You saved the day”
I ask her to repay me
Beg Peach to touch my pee-pee

But it’s a fruitless endeavor
I’ll be a virgin forever
Track Name: Waluigi Time to Fucking Kill Myself
My quest to get my wiener touched did not pan out
Which fucking sucks because that’s all I ever think about

I guess it’s cool though
Peach is a dumb slut anyway
I’ll race some karts to take my mind off of my problems

Throw blue shells at their fucking faces
But I get there and fucking Bowser’s also there
Like what the fuck dude
Like what the fuck
I thought you fucking died a song or two ago
Track Name: Yet Another Rainbow Road Cover
Never before has beauty been so deceiving
Except in your eyes
"Keep on son, don't look back"

Maybe it was electric
But it could've just been a rainbow-flavored reverie
Walking in a day-glo dreamland together
Your love is like a drug
And how I wish it could have just been us
Down our dreamland path walking together

I'm on the fucking edge

Neon glows, as streetlights fade
Floating on cloud nine, just to fall
Track Name: Nintendocore Is Fake and Gay
Nintendocore is fake and gay
But it makes me wonder
If n-core is fake and gay
And I write nintendocore

What the fuck am I
Am I fake and gay?