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Shotgun Guy VS. Weekly Words and Grammar

by Weekly Words and Grammar

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Unicorn Hole Weekly Words and Grammar's half of this split hints at the dynamic sound of his later NCU releases. The tone seems more serious and personal than normal, and the music matches that vibe. Unexpected, but definitely not unwelcome! I dig it! Favorite track: The Forgotten Sea.
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So much for Spyro's hottest adventure ever Even his new breaths won't free him from this terror Based on his past journey's he never would've imagined He'd end up being such a fucking helpless dragon Chasing down dragonflies Trying to catch them, in bubbles Like a fucking 5 year old Who also happens to spit lightning bolts Ripto is back with another attack Stealing the dragonflies from the dragon realm His Rhynocs overtake all of the portals It's a good thing Spyro's pretty much immortal Space Rhynocs in UFOs Abducting Cows, what a fucking joke Speed runs just to spark some poles The required precision makes me wanna choke Like a fucking moron, his plan backfires Dragonflies are scattered throughout the realm When Crush lets him know of his misfortune He sends him and Gulp right back to hell What kind of villain kills his own henchman Now he must fight Spyro all on his own The one single boss that I will defeat To be victorious will be the easiest feat
The Zero Turtles are at it again Fighting battles they cannot win But after a shitty kick, Mikey broke his shin "We've gotta get outta here!" Leonardo says Foot soldiers hone in on the downed prey The turtles know that they aren't here to play Shivering in terror they begin to pray Repeated stomps darken their days Hauled off and dumped in a landfill The Zero Turtles may be gone for good Shredder and his army of well trained ninjas Proceed to enact their plans on the world
The tides of time are wearing thin There's not much left for us to take pride in All my friends have been taken away Someplace where I hope they won't stay Mortal corpses single file Prepare for something truly vile But I'm worried that no matter what I do I won't be able to find you Out in the ocean I search for days No matter where i look, you aren't there to play ;( Searching will gain you nothing Nobody can grant you your blessings The more that I'm enraged by failure The more that I need to win I refuse to return to the empty ocean That I started out in
I must not fear Fear is, the mind killer Fear is, the little death That brings, total oblivion Hulking out I'm a fucking monster Pussy bitch I'm a fucking loser They call me a sidekick for good reason I'm barely helpful during any season Where ya been now, Earthworm Bubba? The enchanted sword's been looking for ya You fucked up the past and now the present's worse I'll stand idly by whilst you destroy the "curse" Don't you fucking forget this bitch Without me you don't know shit I'm the hero here Sidekick of the year? Don't you fucking forget I'm the real hero here If it weren't for me, you'd be shit Can I at least get sidekick of the year (x2)
I always thought that those were better days Eyes wide open, eyes full of innocence But time and distance causes memory to fade Rose tinted glasses, lenses cracking in the frame My past is lost, buried under heavy days Time slipping through our hands like sand within the waves Bleached bones of friends forgotten Growing paler in the sun I always thought that those were better days Eyes wide open, eyes full of innocence But time and distance causes memory to fade Rose tinted glasses, lenses cracking in the frame Empty days of misspent hours Wandering with little else to do How I would kill to taste those seconds to my tongue Recapture bitter memories of misbegotten youth But now it’s too far gone I always thought that those were better days Eyes wide open, eyes full of innocence But time and distance causes memory to fade Rose tinted glasses, lenses cracking in the frame
Burn me to a cinder Render unto ash Pointed words as tinder Vaporize the past Smolder under skin Conflagrate this empty vessel We stood together In patchwork waste Hours, days we spent aflame Now lost forever No more to gain Towers that we built in vain As one possessed, my bright obsession Suffer this for your transgression The pyre built will soon be feasting on your bones In retribution for the wicked things you’ve always done I threw my barbs at you like flares across the sea I could never forget you, so tell me how you forget me? How could I have known? How could I forgive? How can I forget the things you did? Burn these memories from me Replace my heart with stormy sea
Just Eat It 01:23
Force down my Force down my words of wisdom Choke on my Choke on my epic fruit I gave you one more option:Just swallow it You can follow me forever, we’re best friends We start off faceless We become sure When we have eaten The grand allure I told you just to eat it Listen to me
Turn the ship out from the bay Far from land let’s sail away Leave your home, leave all you’ve known Your face, your fears, your tree, your stone Make your choice, what will it be? The land you know? Forgotten sea? Make your choice, what will it be? The land you know or the forgotten sea? And who will even mind? Who will even remember you? Will you make your mark or will you just fade away? And who would even mind? Who would even remember you? Will you make your mark and will you sail away? Sail away Come sail away


A split with my bro Shotgun Guy!

In the works since November 2015, this split pits the brutal gutturals of SHOTGUN GUY against the garbage that is WEEKLY WORDS AND GRAMMAR

Shrieking guitars!
Authentic 8-bit sounds!
Massive damage to your earholes!

Go download this spicy Nintendocore release RIGHT NOW!


released December 21, 2016

Shotgun Guy is Micah Jordan
Guest vocals on respective tracks by Got Item!, Go:Eskimo, and Muffin (of Muffin & Cupcake)
Saxaphone in track 4 by Adam Smith

Weekly Words And Grammar

Artwork by Mike


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