Modern horror games are such a big disgrace
What happened to quality like maze with loud face?
Or that weird grey peanut statue that snaps your neck
Wish he was real so he could end my whole shit in one sec

I scroll through itch.io, horror section mocking me
An endless list of shit by kids in their pre-teens
James Sunderland shakes his ass at his TV
He killed his wife, but I wish that he’d kill me

I have no games and I must scream

Another Backrooms clone? I’ve seen that shit before
A knock-off Sirenhead? Oh, what a fucking bore
I’ve played so many horror games
That playing them is just a chore

Fuckin spook me, bitch you won’t

Just give me a cheap scare, all I ask you to bring
I’ve long given up on joy, but I must feel something

I was not afraid while your bullshit was played
I feel fuckin robbed you only had one job

Let’s remake RE 4 just like we did 3 and 2
Let’s do Silent Hill 2 and also Dead Space too
Callisto Protocol is new, it’s not a total rut
Except lol oops looks like that game kinda sucks butt

I scroll through creepypasta, shit grammar mocking me
Jeff the Killer fanfics and knockoffs are all that I see
Mira the shiba inu was in control the whole time
Please pup switch off my life, to live on is a crime

I have no games and I must scream
I don’t feel a thing

"You shoulda never messed with a skeleton you frickin moron"