Beans Refried featuring A Challenger Approaches, Anti-PizzaBoy, Beanadryl, Bean Machine, The David Jones Band, Gizzzard Kicker, Glitch City Café, Leonhart, Murdering Mad Jack, Original Fangster, Polygon Horizon, Shotgun Guy, and TRVSHBXVT
[Murdering Mad Jack with Beanadryl Vocals]
Crack open a can of beans with the boys
[Gizzzard Kicker Vocals]
B-E-A-N
Had beans for lunch and had beans again
I'm gonna make a scene when I spill the beans
I got beans for eyes like I've never seen
Beans from Even Stevens was my first kiss
If you don't love beans then you can fuck off
Beans are great, beans are good
Beans are the very best food
[A Challenger Approaches Synths]
[Evocative "bonk" by Indonesian Bongo]
[Original Fangster Vocals]
It’s Original Fang bringin original fun
Keepin’ beans on brand with a red bean bun
Come on and take a bite, chow down tonight
I need the power of beans so I can win this fight
I gotta lotta edamame and nobody can stop me
Make em fried, make em steamed, really nothing can top these
In a hot pot, not gonna drop the party
Now wash em all down with your grounds of coffee
[Anti-PizzaBoy with Bean Machine Vocals]
Gimme pinto, gimme lima
Gimme that which I desiya
Liberals think you can take my beans
You’ll have to pry them from my cold dead hands
Snowflakes best now what that means
Try to dodge my Special Bean Cannon
Some vegan tried to offer me beans
He said “they’re GMO free”
I like beans made by artificial means
The best beans come from bean machines
Dr Robotnik’s got my back
[Polygon Horizon Vocals]
I've got fat beans in my jeans
They get the women screams
You might think it is Heinz
But it's alles meins
I've got big beans in my jeans
[Shotgun Guy and Beanadryl Vocals]
I put beans in my ass, I put beans in my dickhole
I fuckin snort big beans, beans
[The David Jones Band Vocals]
Sailing the seven seas
Captain won’t give us beans
We are so hungry, please
Fill my canteen
We will go to extremes
Leading a mutiny
This ain’t your brigantine
We’re taking your beans
Give us beans
[Leonhart Verse and Vocals]
Quick Bean Fact!
Did you know that coffee grounds aren't actually beans?
The "beans" come from the fruit
Grown on coffea shrubs and trees
Life is lie, trust no one and discard your coffee
Purge the caffeine from your veins
Cleanse the untruths from your body
Beans
Consume nothing but beans
One must consume nothing but beans