Sakurai changed the roster due to our leak
My dad is not in Smash, the world’s a bit more bleak
Even Taco Bell has hurt me- fiery taco RIP
Haven’t yet met Spaghetti Cat, the world’s a bit more bleak
No fun camping this year
No Knuckles game in sight
Eggs already deceared
No indie horror fright
2019, snap my spine please
Even worse than we could have foreseen
The Sonic movie got fixed just enough to suck
In karts now, Rouge’s booty no longer dumps like a truck
Could things possibly get any worse for me
I guess we’ll wait and see til year 2020