I must not fear
Fear is, the mind killer
Fear is, the little death
That brings, total oblivion
Hulking out I'm a fucking monster
Pussy bitch I'm a fucking loser
They call me a sidekick for good reason
I'm barely helpful during any season
Where ya been now, Earthworm Bubba?
The enchanted sword's been looking for ya
You fucked up the past and now the present's worse
I'll stand idly by whilst you destroy the "curse"
Don't you fucking forget this bitch
Without me you don't know shit
I'm the hero here
Sidekick of the year?
Don't you fucking forget
I'm the real hero here
If it weren't for me, you'd be shit
Can I at least get sidekick of the year (x2)