Birds don't only eat oats
Sometimes they drink baja blast
Why won't papa love my music
Like he loves pizza crust

Once upon a time I ate
All of grandma's pretzels
So I vomited

My favorite blue object isn't Earth
Since the birth of meat

Never drown in soup
Crude and lethal just like this soap

Be everything but alive
Or else I will die

Deep inside squeeze my gizzard
Tastes broken and nasty

Burglars stole knick-knacks and paddywacks
The key to this heart shaped ass
Anyway here's a coughing part
~cough cough cough

Only don't dare to peek inside my ass
Never fill that thing again