You’d always been there for me when I needed you
But you’ve done something cruel, and I’m not feeling well
Others have come and gone over the years
But none have hurt me quite like you, Taco Bell
Mild to hot to fire to diablo, I wanted more
But you had never burned me quite like this before
Oh, T-Bell, why do you
Give only to take away?
My asshole, I would expect
But to treat my heart this way…
Fiery Taco- RIP
Nacho Supreme- RIP
Beefy Frito- RIP
Grillers- are you kidding me!?
Where am I supposed to go?
And don’t you dare say Del Taco!
What am I supposed to do?
Guess I’ll go commit Sudoku
You’ve unplugged my life support
My body writhes, my face contorts
“Have I wronged you in some way?”
My final thought, I pass away
I find myself in Heck,
Here they have also removed Baja Blast
This timeline can’t be real
We’ll never have our fourth meal