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2​šŸ‘Œ​2šŸ‘Œ

by Weekly Words and Grammar

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Unicorn Hole
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Unicorn Hole This album is total garbage. The lyrics are sad and gross, you can hear this man's beard scraping on the microphone, the red of the cover hurts my eyes, the bass drops made a little poop come out, and the "expansion pak" I got was just the original jumper pak. Listen to the Blue Version instead- it's way better. Favorite track: You Canā€™t Noclip Out of Sadness (feat. Dad E).
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1.
Oh, what the heck have we done!? Yo itā€™s Uhole and Weekly Words Back again for the N-Core nerds On some Uzumaki shit Spiral into the absurd Twenty twenty, big damn oof Not a very funny goof Violence, virus, wildfires flarin Rise of super mega Karens We asked if things could get any worse And now armageddon has begun Oh, what the heck have we done?
2.
Heck yeah little dude, you ride your little line Letā€™s see if we can have you nail a rad backflip A few failed attempts, and a few broken spines But with one small adjustment, you nail that shit I head online to brag about what we have done See other people's stuff, ā€œso long bud, itā€™s been funā€ Instead Iā€™ll click some cookies- I understand this one This ā€œgameā€ is truly something- not sure if ā€œfunā€ But I just canā€™t stop playing, itā€™s addicting, uncanny Nothing can stop me, not even Lovecraftian grannies I head online to brag about how many Iā€™ve got See how far the game goes, could quit but I will not Iā€™ll break this gameā€™s counter, show it what Iā€™m about Except lol no I wonā€™t, my internet just fuckin went out Thatā€™s fine, itā€™s t-rex time Letā€™s leap over cacti Duck under pterodactyls A single hit, weā€™ll die Youā€™re with me in my time of need For that Iā€™ll have your back Oh wait, it just got fixed So later chump, Iā€™m boutta fap
3.
Looks like weā€™ve ruined the earth Mankind be acting crazy We killed our entire planet Whoopsie daisies Yo aliens, what you up to? Wanna bail me out of this? If not itā€™s cool I guess I only kinda wanna exist No really, beam me up You can put stuff in my butt If you free me from this place I really donā€™t care what You take me to your leader You donā€™t wanna meet mine Fuck little orange hands Little green man is just fine Iā€™m hitchhiking across the galaxy I dunno where- I guess we'll just see Cold, black nothing- not really any worse Earthā€™s the worst place in the whole universe If the aliens wonā€™t take me, Iā€™ll catch a ride with Tom Delonge This is the third reference Iā€™ve made to him in song If you buy this album maybe you can come too Just us and every cat escaping from the Marble Blue Green or grey, someone take me away Iā€™ll Cash App you money for space gas Hell, you could just stuff me in the trunk Just take me away and hecka fast I wanna ride in your UFO Cause at this point things are so heinous I gotta Alt F4 on the Earth Yeah Iā€™d rather live in Uranus
4.
I barge into the bathroom, run for the farthest stall Feels like I ran past where thereā€™s normally a wall I shoulder through the door, but what I find within Is a large room with yellow walls as drab as sin Inside the bathroom, I found the backrooms Needed to doodoo, I found my doo doom I do my business, and yes Mom I wiped With one of the countless socks this place has swiped And littered about- lost Nerf darts and guitar picks And countless dads that ā€œran to the store real quickā€ One says ā€œhi hungry, Iā€™m dadā€ then adds ā€œbut Iā€™m hungry tooā€ The buzzing of fluorescent lights has my bearings askew ā€œWho pays this dang electric bill?ā€ he says, as he scurries away ā€œAnd donā€™t touch the goddamn thermostat!ā€ as his voice fades Fs in the chat, Iā€™m dead so rip Buhbye old life, guess I noclipped A hideous dad monster approaches me I strike a t-pose, donā€™t even try to flee My final thought, as I am bit: Next time Iā€™m here I should speedrun this shit
5.
Youā€™d always been there for me when I needed you But youā€™ve done something cruel, and Iā€™m not feeling well Others have come and gone over the years But none have hurt me quite like you, Taco Bell Mild to hot to fire to diablo, I wanted more But you had never burned me quite like this before Oh, T-Bell, why do you Give only to take away? My asshole, I would expect But to treat my heart this wayā€¦ Fiery Taco- RIP Nacho Supreme- RIP Beefy Frito- RIP Grillers- are you kidding me!? Where am I supposed to go? And donā€™t you dare say Del Taco! What am I supposed to do? Guess Iā€™ll go commit Sudoku Youā€™ve unplugged my life support My body writhes, my face contorts ā€œHave I wronged you in some way?ā€ My final thought, I pass away I find myself in Heck, Here they have also removed Baja Blast This timeline canā€™t be real Weā€™ll never have our fourth meal
6.
Is that really bark? Is that really bark? That is rare if it shines A bitter avocado hanging heavy on the tree Or eat its leaves and become slaves of the dust I feel that something is circling Like a poop from the past Your grandma takes (she takes) My pair of shoes (my best shoes) But my feet are mine I just shouldnā€™t be here The only gain is losing the taco I fell in love with a NASCAR dance floor slut Come inside the NASCAR shelter I know where your sister stays Well the middle East came after me With NASCAR guard and jets But then in the mirror I saw him Mario was never there for me Beaver broke his feet on foreign roads If my dad could see me right now He would never understand my pain Gladly I shall see you again Thatā€™s the sound of despair My sandwich was so old My feet were oh so cold Alright motherfuckers For this last part weā€™re gonna throw down So letā€™s crank up the fuckin pan Ah shit, thatā€™s my fuckin shit
7.
The new Smash DLC will be adding every Fire Emblem character, and itā€™s mandatory The newest patch will trim away all of the fat ā€œEvery non-FE characterā€ is what we mean by that Iā€™ve got my hundred characters - a huge hoard Each of them has spiky hair and a cool sword Itā€™s just like I had dreamed, Not even one of them is Link Thereā€™s normal Marth and female Marth And even Kirby Marth (I think) Sorry Mario, but your fireballs are hella lame We only want swords and counters in this game Hereā€™s a quick rundown of Bylethā€™s moveset: Press any button for a rad instant death Byleth over Shrek or Hank is frankly really dumb Maybe she is Sakuraiā€™s waifu in Fire Emblem
8.
I put the cartridge in and turn the power on This was my home in days long gone The screen flashes and returns to black Black as the evil that back then attacked The TV rings but I canā€™t hear the sound I just hear the calling of the battleground I turn the power off and back on again I canā€™t wait to check on all of my old friends I should really cut the grass Pack a lunch for tomorrow (I really need to-) A logo shows on the screen I bask in its familiar glow There it is! My old save file! (I should really call my mom) (Iā€™m overdue for an oil change) A friend I havenā€™t seen in a while (do I have any clean socks?) (my knee feels kinda strange) This temple so majestic, itā€™s just as I recall This lighting so dramatic, it hasnā€™t changed at all This temple (get to work) majestic Itā€™s just as I recall The lighting (get some sleep) dramatic It hasnā€™t changed at all Somehow it seems even better My phone buzzes, Iā€™ll check it later I recall things I havenā€™t thought about in years The colors blur as my eyes well up with tears Note by note the melodies come back to me Until my phone buzzes again, what could it be? (got a busy day tomorrow) I snap back to reality Iā€™d better get some sleep
9.
A brand new year and decade- a new hope A chance to start again- yeah, but nope The dumpster has caught fire- watch it burn The shitcopter tailspins- watch it turn How did we go from eating ass To choking on tear gas? From social anxiety To full blown global quarantine? ā€œI ainā€™t wearin no goddamn mask So donā€™t even goddamn ask It sort of itches on my ears Grandpaā€™s lived for enough yearsā€ Meanwhile Earth is on fire Yeah, cause shit needs to be more dire Hell, maybe we should just stoke it We already know- we already broke it Firemen throw their water balloons But they canā€™t seem to figure out their aim Kobe left us this year And things just havenā€™t been the same Even the murder hornets That came over to the states Were like ā€œfuck this, weā€™re outā€ And left us to our fates Maybe the Mayans were right Maybe the world did end So buckle up as heck ascends This is the end For sure, the actual end For real, I totally mean it This is super duper the end
10.
Thereā€™s nothing left But also nothingā€™s right Why canā€™t real life be More like Fortnight? Everyone is sad Everything is bad This shit is the pits And I donā€™t mean Brad Thereā€™s nothing left But also nothingā€™s right I believe weā€™ve hit rock bottom Thereā€™s nothing left to do but climb I believe weā€™ve hit rock bottom Itā€™s time to shift the paradigm It really do be like that sometimes So letā€™s climb, letā€™s climb, letā€™s climb Hey universe, guess what? You can eat my whole-ass butt Things will improve goddamnit If just for spite Go ahead and plead, but no I wonā€™t say sike Things will improve No matter what You donā€™t agree? Well, you can eat my whole-ass butt

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You'll cowards don't even listen to Nintendocore.

In the second DLC for our critically-acclaimed album, šŸ‘Œ, we foolishly wondered if things could get any worse in 2020. Well golly heck, did they ever! So we took time out of our busy schedules of being sad and quarantined, and created yet another masterpiece to begin the healing process of the entire planet. Eat up, kids.

Collect all both! Blue version here:
unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/2-2

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released November 13, 2020

All of the things by Weekly Words and Grammar and Unicorn Hole
Guest vocals on tracks 4 and 7 by Dustin E

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Weekly Words and Grammar is a Electronic Deathcore band from Ohio.

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