BOWSER FUCKING SUCKS

by Weekly Words and Grammar

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Arjax
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Arjax W-Wag takes us back to 2008 where the music was all garbage, but the scene was fecking great. Except this is a very fun EP and the most intensely Nintendocore thing that Michael has ever released. Anybody who whined about the atmospheric and music-y qualities of Twenty Years of Snow might want to apologize, say their prayers, and eat their vitamins.
M0SHB1T
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M0SHB1T Don't listen to this if you don't have a strong stomach because the 0s and breakdowns will punch you fat. Don't take this album too seriously, but still listen to it if you need some good laugh paired with heavy head banging. Favorite track: Popping Shrooms Behind the 7/11 Where Birdo Tried to Suck My Dick.
Unicorn Hole
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Unicorn Hole Knowing the original plan for this release, I can't help but hate that that didn't happen. But like, damn. This masterfully embodies myspace Nintendocore. Well, the xChainChompx versions do (the gutturals on that last track had me laughing), but the WWG versions slam way too damn hard. This is a hilarious and fun Nintendocore release! (Although likely just an elaborate excuse to cover Rainbow Road.. twice.) Favorite track: Waluigi Time to Fucking Kill Myself.
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Bro what the fuck Just tryna get some succ Went behind 7/11 and thought that I was in luck A dinosaur with a bow Said that she’d give me a blow But then I looked down, saw she had a dong And said “Fuck no”
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I hit that question block I’m gonna get fucked up Ya boi got shrooms, ya boi got purple drank and double cup Behind the 7/11 (Birdo ain’t there thank fuck) I’m getting lit, take a bong hit till I start throwing up OH SHIT THIS SHIT GOT ME TRIPPING DICKS AND TRIPPING BALLS I’M FUCKING MARIO I SMASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL I’LL SHOW THAT FUCKING SHITFACE BOWSER WHAT I’M ALL ABOUT AT LEAST I WILL IF I DON’T DIE OR PASS THE MF OUT
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Bowser is a fucking bitch I kick his fucking dick Show him some of my true power “So long, gay fucking Bowser” Now that he’s out of the way Peach says “You saved the day” I ask her to repay me Beg Peach to touch my pee-pee But it’s a fruitless endeavor I’ll be a virgin forever
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My quest to get my wiener touched did not pan out Which fucking sucks because that’s all I ever think about I guess it’s cool though Peach is a dumb slut anyway I’ll race some karts to take my mind off of my problems Throw blue shells at their fucking faces But I get there and fucking Bowser’s also there Like what the fuck dude Like what the fuck I thought you fucking died a song or two ago
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Never before has beauty been so deceiving Except in your eyes "Keep on son, don't look back" Maybe it was electric But it could've just been a rainbow-flavored reverie Walking in a day-glo dreamland together Your love is like a drug And how I wish it could have just been us Down our dreamland path walking together I'm on the fucking edge Neon glows, as streetlights fade Floating on cloud nine, just to fall
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Nintendocore is fake and gay But it makes me wonder If n-core is fake and gay And I write nintendocore What the fuck am I Am I fake and gay?
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I wrote a new album about being Mario and doing goon shit yo

Sweet FL Slayer version that I used to demo the tracks is at the end

-Weekly Words and Grammar

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released September 9, 2018

Weekly Words and Grammar - Me
xChainChompx - Also me bitch this isn't even a real band

All samples are from the infamous Hotel Mario
Rainbow Road was originally written and performed by iamerror

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Weekly Words and Grammar Columbus, Ohio

Weekly Words and Grammar is a one-man Nintendocore band

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