My quest to get my wiener touched did not pan out
Which fucking sucks because that’s all I ever think about
I guess it’s cool though
Peach is a dumb slut anyway
I’ll race some karts to take my mind off of my problems
Throw blue shells at their fucking faces
But I get there and fucking Bowser’s also there
Like what the fuck dude
Like what the fuck
I thought you fucking died a song or two ago